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[jasonwright]

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[Iris' voice is heard] "Tell them they've reached Jason!"  "Why?" "So they know they missed you and can leave a voice message for you!" "Why can't they just find me?" "That's now how this wo-[BEEP]" 

Leave Jason text/voicemails here. He finally has a phone!

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[bonniemcg]

[TEXT] I'm so done with this place. Everyone's practically a fashion model and I am painfully single.
[TEXT] It's like a shoot in Vogue in the frozen food aisle and I've got 3 tubs of ice-cream in my cart.
[TEXT] P.S. Send Iris my love.

[jasonwright]

[TXT] You're single because no one is good enough for you!
[TXT] P.S. Done. She helped me type these to you.

[bonniemcg]

[TEXT] You have to say that - as my friend. At least I've got chocolate ice cream to love me and cherish me. And caramel. And strawberry 8)
[TEXT] I thought you were pretty quick with that reply! Now I know.

[jasonwright]

[txt] Sorry, I may have threatened every suitor in town.
[txt] Food is always better though, always choose food, Bonbon.
[txt]....
[txt] I typed Bonbon and my phone changed it to Bonbon.
[txt] WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

[bonniemcg]

*Slight delay in messages*

[TEXT] I'm crying. There are tears everywhere and I can't breath. Never become technologically advanced because it would take so much joy out my life.
[TEXT] P.S. I actually like Bonbon, it's sweet.
[TEXT] See what I did there ;)

[jasonwright]

[txt] You're really weird and I'm not sure why I like you.
[txt] It's the accent, you fool everyone with it.
[txt] I expect lame jokes from me, Bonbon. I expect more from you.

[bonniemcg]

[TEXT] Main be mah Scottish charm. Ah hae foond th' accent works weel ower haur.
[TEXT] Translation: Must be my Scottish charm. I've found the accent works really well over here.
[TEXT] Well, I thought it was punny. Can't win 'em all. :P

[jasonwright]

[txt] I'm pretty sure you could have said something really mean and it would have been too cute to be mad at.
[txt] See, you're dangerous and have to be stopped :)

[bonniemcg]

[TEXT] Me? Mean. Only to bullies and jerks. And you my dear Jason are neither. So you're safe from my meaness.
[TEXT] Nope. I am innocent. 0:)